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The Ressurection!! BREAKING NEWS!
Nari, after several grueling days of study, finally got her online degree for witchcraft. She has been working her minx tail off in preperation for the ressurrection, in which she will bring her late husband, minky, back to life.
Nari says: "well i ran into some troubles from the start, Kate (another of minkys wives) was rumaging through the fridge when she ran accross what she thought to be a "minky-shaped cake." Little did she know, i had stored our dearly beloved husbands body in there. So, after some waiting and digesting, i finally got minkys body back."
The ceremony took place on New Years Eve, in he basement- er- "love chaimber" at chatter Pedro's house. Though kate again almost ate a few key ingredients, such as the goat and dirty old sock, she was side tracked by the smell of nutella coming from roses kitchen upstairs. Nari and the gang completed the ceremony around midnight. The drooling minky awoke with a long yawn and a hunger for cheese.
Nari says: "He was happy to be awake, though a bit soggy from the trip through kates digestive system. He is fine now, and should be able to lead a 'normal' life. a job well done, a promise well kept."
SO once again minkys butt has been saved by the girls, and we will see how the brawl for the title of "boss" will blow over with dinky now that his brother minky is back. what will happen? read next issue.
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