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 Spoons  Official magazine of tearoomschat.com                                     Christmas issue     2009                         page 3

                          
                        Member's Pets 

        Every issue will feature one members pet or pets.

   If you would like your pet to appear here please  send

   a photo and a brief introduction to editor@tearoomschat.com 

   In this issue we pay tribute to Picka's rabbit."Broun" My bunny is the best

 pet i have now he's soo cute i lliked him since my aunt brought him home

he's about two years old and he lives right in my house and i bought him a life partner so he doesn't feel bored his favourite food is lettuce and

 fresh Vegetables and he is so Friendly and lovely".


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rose and Edward finally got married !!!!!!!!!!!

submitted by :- the_minky

rose looked stunning on her wedding day. and even brushed her tooth.The priest said

 "do you take this woman to be your awful wedded wife"


and Edward, who was clearly drugged and confused replied" yes she is beautiful"


The priest then collapsed,with great dramatic effect, laughing uncontrolably and was

 clearly close to death,dying from laughter.A nun rushed forward to save the preachers

 life in the only way she knew.Taking careful aim ,she thrust her hairy leg forward with

 great force ,her stilletto pointy shoethingy that rose has a pair of, made a sickening

 crunching contact with the priests testicles and thus a true miracle was observed by

 the congregation of tearoomers. The priest yelled out in excruishiating pain and the

 threat of death by laughter, vanished in an instance.

red rose`s dream became a reality,and Edward lives the rest of his life, in the

 nightmare that is,...roses world


 

 

 

 

                                 


 

 

 

                                          

 

 

 

 

                  
                      Snippets                  

 A selection of little tasters
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From the Blog of:Red_rose

 

 

Gonna take a cab ride to town,
`cos i`m just sick and tired of you messing around.
I`m gonna hurry,got no time to waste,
get me some whisky and some beer to chase.


Sitting in a bar,some guy,he`s bothering me,
bending my ears with his own misery.
yeah,I try to smile but if you gotta try,you might as well just drink.
She pushed me too far this time, she pushed me,over the brink



          From the Blog of:the_minky

 
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        If you would like your pet to appear in the next issue of Spoons magazine, email the editor at editor@tearoomschat.com  with a picture of your pet and a quick description. ie: about the pet, its name, ect....