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                           Members Pets 

     Every issue will feature one members pet or pets.

   If you would like your pet to appear here please  send

   a photo and a brief introduction to editor@tearoomschat.com

  In this issue we have Nari's cats, Dede and Brina.

           Dede(left) is about 5 years old and wieghs almost 30lbs.

   Brina(right) is my 2 year old cat that we rescued as a stray. she has

   been family ever since. They are both loved members of my family ^^

Math For Dummies

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.

A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she

doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until

she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future

 until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more

money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

                     

For Those Looking To  Learn                    Japanese      English - Japanese Guide        Polite Phrases and questions  Do you speak english?  Anatawa eigo o hanashimasu?   Do you speak Japanese?  Anatawa nihongo o hanashimasu?   Yes / No   Hai / iie   a little   chotto  Do you understand?   Wakarimasuka?   I understand   Wakarimasu   I dont understand   Wakarimasen   I dont Know   Shirimasen.   I need your help.   tasukete kudasai   I'm lost.   maigo desu

                                 

              Snippets                   A selection of little tasters from our  Blog site   

  From the Blog of Aki

Aki: i also dont want to show my this side...

Aki: but at the same time i want to be noticed

Aki: by someone

Aki: complex person i am

Green: most people are complex

Green: it what makes us all interesting

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I'm always impressed with native speakers' way of thought and the expressions.

     From the Blog of Hawk

   Tearooms has comedy, drama,relationships good and bad.It brings respect for each other, educates in a fun way bringing tiny pieces of the world together.It has its ups and it`s downs.We watch out for each other and stand along side each other when the bad guy turns up. Most of all it helps us make friends of people we would not normaly meet from cultures we know little of but are learning a little of every day. Do we need friends? We need friends to grow and I grow a little each day.

        If you would like your pet to appear in the next issue of Spoons magazine, email the editor at editor@tearoomschat.com  with a picture of your pet and a quick description. ie: about the pet, its name, ect....