Questions and Answers and such submitted by Nari Note: These jokes may be offensive to some. I dont know :P   dont say I didnt warn you. Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A. A speech impediment (lol, i love that one!!) Q. what is the height of laziness? A. A COUPLE ADOPTING A CHILD. Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" Pupil : "A teacher". Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !" Sam : "It's a family tradition" Teacher : "What do you mean?" Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher". Teacher : "What about your mother?" Sam : "She's a woman". Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale??? A. A northern fairytale begins, 'Once upon a time...' A southern fairytale begins, 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh*t.' Q: What is the definition of wicker box? A: It’s what Elmer Fudd wants to do to Madonna.

It's a no Brainer
Dumbest Criminals


Application Denied
Athens, Georgia:
Demetrius Robinson, 28, wanted to rob
a Golden Pantry store late one night,
 but he needed to pass the time
as naturally as possible until he and
the clerk were alone, so he decided
to fill out a job application. Not a
bad idea, except he left his real
name on the application,
along with his uncle's phone number 
After he robbed the store, it
didn't take long for police to
track him down.
He didn't get the job


Going Postal?
A postal worker has been charged
with stealing
gold which he was supposed
to deliver. He made the mistake of
pawning  it at the same pawn shop
which had melted it
down to send to a business
in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
The jeweler at the pawn shop recognized
it. The postal worker has been
charged with embezzling.

Hunger Strikes back
Three people were arrested
when a recreation center
reported their vending machine
had been burglarized.
The police arrived to find
that most of the contents had been
stolen. They went outside and
followed a trail of Cheetos to a
house nearby where they arrested
the three young men.

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