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                           Members Pets 

     Every issue will feature one members pet or pets.

   If you would like your pet to appear here please  send

   a photo and a brief introduction to editor@tearoomschat.com

  In this issue we have Shadow's pet, Frisky.

           "Frisky is my pet Ferret, she hates baths and having her nails      

clipped and ears cleaned. She likes being outside and exploring

the flowerbed. She is fun to play with and she snores."

A Mother Knows Best

A young man excitedly tells his mother he's
fallen  in love and that he is going to get married.
He says, Just for fun,
“Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and
you try and guess which one I'm going
to marry.”
The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three beautiful women
into the  house and sits them down on the
couch and they chat for
a while.
He then says:
” Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to
marry.”
She immediately replies:
” The one on the right.”
''That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did
you know?'
The mother replies,
” I didn't like her!!!"          

Challenge  For Great Minds ONLY     fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.   i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

   Medical Humor  

   Doctor, doctor, will I be able to
play the violin after the operation?"
"Yes, of course..."
"Great! I never could before!"   

~~~~

"The doctor said he would have me on
my feet in two weeks."
"And did he?"
"Yes, I had to sell the car to
pay the bill."   
~~~~ 

If it is dry - add moist;
if it is moist - add dryness.
Congratulations, now you are a
dermatologist.

                                                                                                                                                                       That old saying "Think before

                                                                                                      you leap" seems to have

                                                                                                      taken on new meaning..

              Snippets                   A selection of little tasters from our  Blog site   

"Cold is the first feeling that I remember ... A cold strange, different ... once known not you forget it. I feel born inside me, from the depths, a part of me that I did not think existed..."

From the Blog of Ice

             From the Blog of Aki

  I'm used to breathing dust,
I'm used to hearing rains.
I have to sweep away
All the pleasure of my days.

I can't stand up on the ground,
And I can not help being ill.
Here,there is no friend around,
Since such a fate is the Devil's will.

         From the Blog of Fog

        If you would like your pet to appear in the next issue of Spoons magazine, email the editor at editor@tearoomschat.com  with a picture of your pet and a quick description. ie: about the pet, its name, ect....