Questions and Answers and such                                         submitted by Nari Note: These jokes may be offensive to some. i dont know :P   dont say I didnt warn you. Q: What's the main difference between intelligence and ignorance? A: I don't know and I don't care! Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love? A: "Honey, I'm home." Q : Why do Government not allow a Man to marry 2 Women? A: Because  you can not punish twice for the same Mistake. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Q. How do you drown a blonde? A. Stick a mirror on the bottom of a pool Q: What do you call a blonde at a university? A: A visitor Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? A: Because his pecker is on his head! Q: What’s the most important thing to learn in chemistry class? A: Don’t lick the spoon. Q. What do guys and cars have in common? A. They both have the ability to misfire.

It's a no Brainer
Dumbest 911 Calls

Where's my lemonade?!

Authorities in South Florida said
a man was  arrested after calling
911 to complain that a fast-food
restaurant had run out of lemonade.
Boynton Beach police said
Jean Fortune, 66, has been charged
with abuse of 911 communication.
Police said Fortune called the
emergency telephone number
and told authorities that a
Burger King in Boynton Beach
did not have any lemonade.

I need a nanny, pronto!

A woman near Fond Du Lac,
Wisconsin will not be charged
after calling 911 for a babysitter.

Apparently the mother of
triplets thought the TV show
"Nanny 911" was a commercial
for a service that offers babysitters
through 911.

I Think We're Dead!

On April 21, 2006 a Michigan police
officer and his wife used confiscated
marijuana in a batch of  "pot brownies." 
Soon after consuming the brownies,
the high officer made a frantic 911
phone call, scared that he and his
wife had overdosed and were now
dead. He even said
" I think we're dead. I really think we're
dead!"

What did Nari hear in the news recently?                                                                                                                                               

Bullet proof.... Bra?

 Not long ago in Detroit Michigan in the USA, a 57 year old woman went to see what the commotion was over at the neighbor's house.
Three Robbers saw the woman looking out the window and fired a bullet in her direction. The bullet smashed right through her
window pane, and into the woman, but she was unharmed. why? well, apparently The bullet was deflected by the Underwire in her bra.
The suspects, figuring they had killed or injured the woman, made a speedy getaway.