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Members' Pets
Every issue will feature one members pet or pets.
If you would like your pet to appear here please send
a photo and a brief introduction to editor@tearoomschat.com
In this issue we have Kate's new pet, Coco the bird.
Kate says: "Coco is my lovely budgie he likes playing
and dancing when he hears music and he sleeps and eats all the
time. He has perfect life for a lazy budgie."
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Bunny Tales
So, why DOES the easter bunny bring eggs?
well,
10. Big tax write-off.
9. Who ever heard of Easter Bricks?
8. Consider all of the varieties: scrambled, over easy, hard boiled.
7. He gets a good deal from the local chickens.
6. Secret plan to eliminate human race by cholesterol overdose.
5. Pressure from the Egg Marketing Board.
4. Because if it brought bottle rockets it would be the Independence Bunny.
3. Would you want to hunt for waffles?
2. He thinks guys should get chicks at least once a year.
1. Because the Energizer rabbit got the good job.
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I'ts a No Brainer
Criminals in the news
Attention: i will rob you later
Matthew Peverada was
arrested in Maine,
in December and charged
with attempting to rob
a Market.
His first attempt, at about
4 p.m., was rebuffed, but
he announced that he'd be back
at 11 p.m., and that
they'd better have some money
for him. when he returned,
police were waiting.
[Portland Press-Herald,
12-29-08]
Plan is Foiled
In Phoenix,
Shawn Holden, 20,
ran from his car rather than be
detained at a traffic stop for
running a red light, and officers
pursued him
on foot. As police were
wandering around looking for
Holden, a truck driver walked by,
got into his truck, and drove off,
running over the prostrate body of
Holden, who had been hiding
underneath. He was treated
at a hospital and arrested.
[ArizonaRepublic, 1-21-09]
-News of
The Weird-
Drive-Thru Robbery
Yahoo News
Mon Mar 16, 8:51 pm ET
PHARR, Texas – A bank robber
in South Texas held up the
place from the comfort of his
car.
Police said a man used the
drive-thru lane Monday morning
to rob Lone Star National
Bank.
Police said the driver slipped
a note to a female teller,
who provided an undetermined
amount of cash, then he drove away.
Lt. Guadalupe Salinas said the man was alone in the car and did not appear to
display a weapon. Salinas told The Associated Press there's no indication that
the robbery was an inside job.
Law officers declined to release the contents of the note. Police are reviewing bank
surveillance video.
The FBI declined comment. |
