Fun Facts You May or May Not Want to Know         

♦ A cockroach will live for 9 days without its

       head, before starving to death.            

   ♦ A snail can sleep for three years.            

   ♦ All polar bears are left handed.               

       ♦ American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987  

by eliminating one olive from each salad

served in first class.                            

   ♦ Banging your head against the wall uses  

150 calories an hour.                         

   ♦ Donald Duck comics were banned in     

Finland because he doesnt wear pants.

 ♦Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as   

   both parties are registered Blood donars.

♦ Humans and dolphins are the only      

species that have sex for pleasure.     

  ♦ In the past 4,000 years, no new animals

have been domesticated.                 

           ♦ It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

           ♦ Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

           ♦ More people are killed annually by donkeys than by plane crashes.

           ♦ Our eyes are the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

           ♦ Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

Tickle your funny bone

      Gallery pics for this issue

    from Greg's Gallery

  from Teemu's Gallery

 -Submitted by Kate-

        --What Did He Say?--            One Day, a man was riding his  horse when he passed by a dog on the road    "morning" the dog said.

" I didnt know dogs could speak"

said the man. 

"neither did I"

said the horse

--A Few School Jokes--

TEACHER:  Why are you late, Frank?

FRANK: Because of the sign.            

TEACHER: What sign?                     

FRANK: The one that says, "School

Ahead, Go Slow."                          

  Spoons Official magazine of tearoomschat.com                                  Issue (2). August,2008                page2

                           Fun Facts You May or May Not Want to Know 

                      A story from a freind of mine.......                                             

In California, Chinese Restaraunts are popular and there are  many thousands of them.  

 One day, whilst walking along  ******* ave, Chelsea and her little brother 

decided to stop at a chinese restaraunt for a bite to eat.... they were as excited 

as can be, Chinese food happened to be one of their favorites.

     Greeted at the door by a  woman dressed in traditional chinese atire  

         they were shown to  a table where  they sat on their knees

 and were presented with  menus.

    Upon reading the available specials on offer, they became increasingly disturbed to read   the somewhat unusual offerings listed

                                                  Cats Whiskers, $5.15         Dogs paws, $7.10            Pigs tails, $2.99     

Leaving in a hurry, they ran home and furious, they decided to call the manager of the restaraunt, informing him that intended to report him and his establishment  for animal abuse and health violations. He then informed them that the restaraunt regually had themed nights and on this day the theme was to rename standard dishes with animal parts. The Cats whiskers were in fact thin  noodles, the dogs paw was a cinnamon dessert, and the pigs tails were curly noodles and til this day, they have never returned to that restaraunt   

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