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  Red Rose and Aki in Blackmail Drama.

     Popular monitors Aki and Red Rose were, last week at the centre of  a lllldramaticlblackmail plot ,which tearooms security described las "well llllplanned and  executed with great precision by a welllorganized criminal llllgang."                                                                                                          llllllThe drama unfolded during the last days of August,when attractive Aki was l   confronted by a very good looking guy who convinced her that life was lllllmore than just "washo". She left her apartment believing the man would llllllead her to a new washing machine store, but instead he took her to an      lllllunknown hideaway where the kidnapper held her hostage with only two      lll topless firemen for company. she said" It was very frightening but I was llllstrong and remained very excited, oops sorry i mean i remained very calm".

    Shortly after the kidnapping, Red Rose recieved a ransom note from the crazed hostage taker making almost     l lllimpossible demands for the safe return of Aki.                                                                                                   lllThe demands made upon Rose included a promise never to use the word "nun" again in the chatrooms            llland she would have to write a letter to this publication "apologising for wearing silly pointy shoes".                        KKDespite pleas from Bucky not to" negotiate with terrorists",Rose agreed to the kidnappers demands and kkSpoons received this statement from the emotional Rose

      "Hello tearooms chatters. I wish to apologise for buying, wearing and posting a picture of a very silly pair of   kkkpointy shoes.I bought these shoes after drinking half a glass of beer  and was uncontrolably drunk.          kkkRed Rose went on to say she was pleased that Aki had been released unharmed,but wondered why the pictures kkkof her release showed her clinging on to what looked to be a "firemans hose".                                                  kkkAki was freed after police raided the hideout following instructions from the perpetrator.                                  kkkAs she was being led to freedom, the obviously traumatised Aki was heard to cry,kkkkkkkk                          k"no, no,please don`t save me! I want to stay with the nice firemen. "           

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 Brave Aki wins Olympic  Gold   Congratulations to Aki for winning tearooms first ever Olympic gold medal at last months Bejing Olympics. Aki showed no signs of any ill effect following her recent kidnap ordeal.       She beat all other entrants to win the top medal in the  individual Bucky throwing competition,setting a new world record of 5 metres 42cms.