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Police close in on suspects
Scandal and chaos ensued when a mysterious envelope containing secret tapes was found in the pocket of the late Minkys pink tuxedo suit.The envelope clears up some of the unanswered questions about Minky and his life and throws light on who was behind the dramatic drive by chatting which ended Minky`s short chatting life. Two sentences are cleary visible on the crumpled and aged envelope. "To be opened only if this pink suit has bullet holes in it" and perhaps a statement even more frightening, "By the  way,Red Rose is a man." Other items found inside the envelope were a tube of pimple cream,a hat with the word "editor" emblazoned upon it and a large pair of womens white panties .A police spokesman commented "These are the biggest Knickers i have ever seen,who ever wore these is capable of murder." Chief Detective Pedro released this statement: "We will not rest for even one moment in this investigation until Minkys murderer is caught,but now,I have to leave, we having our christmas launch and have creasy time!"
Was Widow Rose Really married?
Evidence is emerging which may prevent Red Rose inheriting anything from Minkys estate.One of the mysterious tapes tells of the day when Minky was supposed to take his first wife Red Rose. The marriage was due to take place at aki`s casino in tearooms vegas one saturday evening.Most of the city had arrived to attend the themed wedding, which despite Roses wishes was not the usual "Elvis" wedding service,but a wedding service based upon "Lord of the rings". notable for her absense was nari who declined the invitation with the line " Sorry,I have to wash my feet"
The Ceromony seemed to be going well,the preacher ,dressed as gandalf presided,the vows were exchanged and the bride and groom stood smiling at each other. Then disaster, just as Minky was about to place the ring upon Red Roses witchy like finger, a hobbit dashed through the crowds and plucked the ring from minkys hand screaming and laughing "we gots it my preciouss we gots the ring,rose shall not have the Minky!" The thief escaped hotfoot, chased by the bride and kate who had been hiding in the casino fridge and thus til this day it is unknown if the marriage of Minky and Red Rose is actually legal Police issued this description of the suspect they seek in connection of the theft of this ring. She is described as female, short with hairy feet which police describe as very clean. |
