The Top 20 on Santa's

   (rated by the jolly fat man himself from most naughty to least)

   1.Aki

  2.Hawk

  3.The-minky

  4.Nari

  5.Red_Rose

  6.Benny and his boobies

  7.Bucky's Penguin

  8.Rez

  9.Pedro

  10. Zidane

  11. Kate

  12. Kinder

  13. Etna

  14.Nazri [ R.I.P]

  15.Shadow

  16.Andy

  17.Mermaid

  18.Pinky

  19.Joshy

  20.The little @#$*^#@+! who put super glue on my sleigh seat

   1. Bucky

Christmas Carols

Sang to:
"It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas"

I'm beginning to look a lot like Santa
Wider every year
There's some flecks of white in my beard
My red suit, that's kind of weird
A jelly belly from too many beers

I'm beginning to look a lot like Santa
Don't you ho ho ho
It's not funny, it makes me cry
And you ask the reason why
I say I don't know
I used to be very skinny, a regular mini, not like the Santas I knew
I wasn't complaining til I started gaining, and now I'm feeling quite blue
My waist size was a 30, now I take a 42

I'm beginning to look a lot like Santa
Can't go to the mall
Cause the kids see me at the Gap
They wanna sit on my lap
I can't escape those little brats at all

I'm beginning to look a lot like Santa
Just like Santa Claus
Don't you laugh cause it could be you
It could happen to you too
Don't you scorn and scoff
Just be glad that this isn't you
It could really make you blue
Yeah it ticks me off